The Free Land of Tswade Daninti is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Enka with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 3.733 billion Tswadens enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Comunis. The average income tax rate is 85.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Tswaden economy, worth 146 trillion Trindoes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Automobile Manufacturing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 39,133 Trindoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos, surrogate mothers are encouraged to refer to their wombs as 'rental space', people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, and a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tswade Daninti's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tswade Daninti is ranked 9,128^th in the world and 8^th in The DankLeft Commune for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,924.6 on the Clooney Contribution Index.